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niner
06-09-2006, 02:16 PM
Who's there?
Bass player
Bass player who?
Exactly.
M1894
06-09-2006, 03:14 PM
Who's there?
Bass player
Bass player who?
Exactly.

???????????????? :confused: :confused: :confused:

Lee L.
gomer_pile
06-09-2006, 04:23 PM
that was really bad, so bad that most on here wont get it.
niner
06-09-2006, 04:27 PM
ok ok

from the famous words of MikeG

How about we lock it, and it just goes away?
alyeska338
06-09-2006, 05:43 PM
Who's there?
Bass player
Bass player who?
Exactly.
Nothing funny about that, its true!!! :D

Of course, Gene Simmons, Geddy Lee, Jeff Arnett, and Paul McCartney might beg to differ.
rifleman7777
06-09-2006, 09:35 PM
Who's there?
Bass player
Bass player who?
Exactly.

Niner,

Know the difference between a bass player and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.
jpattersonnh
06-10-2006, 10:19 AM
Niner,

Know the difference between a bass player and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

You havent met my 3 boys! My wife runs for cover when the Pizza bell rings!! :D
M1894
06-10-2006, 10:25 AM
You havent met my 3 boys! My wife runs for cover when the Pizza bell rings!! :D

Sounds like my Grandson, One large Pizza feeds one large Grandson.

Lee L.
IDShooter
06-10-2006, 10:55 AM
Hey Niner, thanks for teasing the bass players instead of the drummers! ;)

Usually I hear ones like this:
Q - How many people in your band?
A - Four musicians and a drummer!
rifleman7777
06-10-2006, 10:56 AM
You havent met my 3 boys! My wife runs for cover when the Pizza bell rings!! :D

Ok, forget the pizza. Know how to tell when the stage is level?

The bass player is drooling out both sides of his mouth.
niner
06-10-2006, 12:15 PM
Hey Niner, thanks for teasing the bass players instead of the drummers! ;)

Usually I hear ones like this:
Q - How many people in your band?
A - Four musicians and a drummer!


I got some drummer jokes too ;)


Q-what was the last thing the drummer said before the band broke up?


A- "Hey guys I wrote a song"



the funny thing is, I am not a musician and couldn't care less what instrument anyone plays :eek:
rifleman7777
06-10-2006, 04:10 PM
Hey Niner, thanks for teasing the bass players instead of the drummers! ;)

Usually I hear ones like this:
Q - How many people in your band?
A - Four musicians and a drummer!

Did you hear the one about the two drummers? They were walking down the side walk and passed this bar...well, it COULD happen.