A woman tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide.

The pharmacist said,
"Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he cried, "Lord, have mercy! -
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law!
That's murder! I'll lose my license, they'll throw both of us in jail
and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! NO WAY
can you have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled
out a picture of her husband in bed with the
pharmacist's wife.


The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,
"Well, now!
You didn't tell me you had a prescription!"

Hello Marshall Stanton. It is nice to meet ya in a recent post.
I am pleased to see that your sence of humor is warped in the same direction as mine.
It is nice to meet you on your forum. I have had much fun here, and am furthering my "lack of education".
Cheezywan

I've read many of your posts.... glad to have you aboard! I do read some, and when time permits I manage to put up a post or two.... most of the time I'm busy making you gentlemen bullets! :D

Thanks to all!

God bless,

And, doing a darn'd fine job at it, I might add, Marshal! :D

I've read many of your posts.... glad to have you aboard! I do read some, and when time permits I manage to put up a post or two.... most of the time I'm busy making you gentlemen bullets! :D

Thanks to all!

God bless,

you must have filled all your orders if you have time to post :D

btw thanks for posting in my levergun thread, it was one of the ones that made me think I NEED the 444 now :eek: