One day on the ranch the three bulls were standing around swatting flies and regaling their adventures when a pickup pulling a trailer pulled up. The three bulls naturally got curious and wandered over to the fance to see what was going on.

The trailer was backed up to another pen and a GIANT, meaner than sin Brahma bull ran out bellering, blowing snot and pawing dirt everywhere.

The biggest of the three bulls said "you know I'm going to be real nice to this new bull and give him half of my cows."

The middle size bull said" You know I think I'll be really nice to. I think I'll give him all my cows."

The smallest bull started pawing dirt, blowing snot and bellering. The other 2 bulls looked at him in astonishment and the biggest bull asked him "What in tarnation do you think you are doing?! That new bull is going to kick your butt!"

To which the smallest bull said "Yeah , that may be so but at least I want him to know that I am a bull."