A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and yells "Eagle!" She turns into a beautiful bird of prey and flies away. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out "Salmon!" She turns into a gorgeous shimmering salmon and swims upstream to spawn. The blonde is at this point so excited that she jumps off the bridge without thinking of her wish. She panics.
"Crap!"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a fairy. The fairy says that they can be granted a transformation if they jump off the bridge and call out their wish. The brunette immediately jumps off the bridge and yells "Eagle!" She turns into a beautiful bird of prey and flies away. The redhead jumps off the bridge and yells out "Salmon!" She turns into a gorgeous shimmering salmon and swims upstream to spawn. The blonde is at this point so excited that she jumps off the bridge without thinking of her wish. She panics.
"Crap!"

Michael, now I know your wife has a good sense of humor. :D Or else you are not letting her read what you are posting. :D :D :D

Lee L.

I get a laugh now and then, often an eye-roll. I won't quit my day job. :D

My wife gives me stares :rolleyes:

My wife gives me stares :rolleyes:
Raised eyebrow or regular, I usually get the raised eyebrow stare

Raised eyebrow or regular, I usually get the raised eyebrow stare

actually I thought I had typed

"she gives me blank stares"

I guess the forum gremlins changed it on me :(