Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White?
A: They can't find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.

Q: Why is it so hard to replace Vanna White?
A: They can't find another blonde who knows the whole alphabet.

Let me guess, your wife is not blonde! You can't go by hair color, it's a girl thing you know. :D My little blonde wife would knock you out, and then kick you for hurting her hand. :D I had a guy at work make a blonde joke about me today, as I wrapped my hand around his fist, I asked which knuckle he wanted me to break 1st. Don't piss of big, blonde ugly people, you may not like them anymore! ;)

Let me guess, your wife is not blonde! ...

JP, I guess you missed where he said
Since my wife is blonde and very intelligent (she married me after all) some blondes are obviously far more intelligent that the ones represented in these jokes.

Or maybe my wife is just a very compassionate and giving person as Im blonde too and a bit of a special case... :D


:p

The wife and I were Blondes once, now it is sorta the color of salt. (What's left of it,)( Now I comb it with a wash cloth.) :D :D

Lee L.

jp, she has a very good sense of humor evidenced by how often she laughs at me! :D

btw, we're both tall, blonde and good looking, with high IQ's I might add. I just bend mine to weird pursuits. ;)

Lee, at nearly 40, Im just cutting my hair short and that way I dont worry about combing it.

JP, I guess you missed where he said


:p

You are correct, I did miss that! Did not edit qoute, this is what showed up. Women like me because I am the mutant blonde ape. My wife at 5'2" would still would knock him out, she does not share our humor. We are both pasty @ss white folk w/ blonde hair and blue eyes. She has a great sence of humor, "she married me!", isn't that how it goes! Anyone wanna surf!! I cut my hair cause I have way to much, High & tight! JP

jp, she has a very good sense of humor evidenced by how often she laughs at me! :D

btw, we're both tall, blonde and good looking, with high IQ's I might add. I just bend mine to weird pursuits. ;)

Lee, at nearly 40, Im just cutting my hair short and that way I dont worry about combing it.

Nearly 40? With no self esteem, Man what an inferior complex!
Me I'm good, 44, 6'3" 240 all mutant, wife 5'2" cute as a button. My oldest son is 16, 6'2" 220 size 15 shoe, 2nd son is 9, he takes after the Hungarian side, dark skin, a surfer for sure! ;) My youngest is 6, he is a brick! a clone of me! Gotta love your kids! IQ without common sense does not matter, look at the Clintons! :p JP

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Heck JP, I had enough common sense to marry a lady tolerant enough of my quirks and to land here for information. Besides, if I get too far out of line I know my wife will just kick me in the head. She can, she has. Joining a martial arts school as a family will do that to you. ;) But we're having a good time.

Heck, if I have an inferiority complex, then the rest of the planet has no ego at all. No room for them to with mine here. :D :D :D :D

Time to go get kicked about the head and shoulders now! Have a good weekend guys and gals!