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brnardic
06-16-2006, 01:47 PM
a blond was speeding down the highway at a reckless speed when a blong cop decided to pul her over. when the blond cop walked up to the window of the blond lady, she said, "may i see your lisence please." the blong lady looked through her purse and after five minutes or searching she had no luck of finding it. at last , embarressed, she asked the blond cop what it looks like. the cop said its about the size of a business card and it has your picture on it. the blond looked through her purse and pulled out a pocket mirror. she saw her face in it and said this must be it. she handed it to the cop, when the blond cop looked at it, she said "oh, i didnt know you were a cop"!!

gmd3006
06-17-2006, 10:10 AM
I count 27 grammatical & spelling errors here. Maybe you're blonde, too?

rifleman7777
06-17-2006, 10:14 AM
I count 27 grammatical & spelling errors here. Maybe you're blonde, too?


Sombody had to say it........

brnardic
06-17-2006, 11:44 AM
somebody........not sombody, maybe your blond too???

Jack Monteith
06-17-2006, 12:05 PM
MicroSpell keeps me out of a whole pile of trouble.
http://www.microspell.com/

No comment on the post above. :p

Bye
Jack

rifleman7777
06-17-2006, 12:09 PM
MicroSpell keeps me out of a whole pile of trouble.
http://www.microspell.com/

No comment on the post above. :p

Bye
Jack

Oops....just a typo, not blonde.

PS, it's "you're" not "your" when making a contraction of you and are.

PPS, its blonde, not blond

PPPS, I hope everyone here shoots better than they spell.

kdub
06-17-2006, 01:59 PM
This is a humor forum - not a spelling bee. :p

rifleman7777
06-17-2006, 02:55 PM
This is a humor forum - not a spelling bee. :p


How rite you're.

Now that there's funny, I don't care who you are.

niner
06-17-2006, 06:39 PM
How rite you're.

Now that there's funny, I don't care who you are.

tghat ish funy sinse spelchek wo'nt cach thad

MMichaelAK
06-19-2006, 01:11 PM
tghat ish funy sinse spelchek wo'nt cach thad

Need to use the grammar check part of the function...

cookiemonster
06-20-2006, 04:53 AM
OMG...are we ALL huked on foniks? lol