Mildred, 93, was despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl,
so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly; she took out
Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the
heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a
burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to learn her heart's
exact location.

"Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your heart is just below
your left breast. Why do you ask?" She hung up without answering.

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
wound to her knee.



Lee L.

Holy cow, even the jokes not identified as blonde jokes turn out to be blonde jokes. :p

Mildred, 93, was despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl,
so she decided to just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking it would be best to get it over with quickly; she took out
Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the
heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a
burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to learn her heart's
exact location.

"Since you're a woman," the doctor said, "your heart is just below
your left breast. Why do you ask?" She hung up without answering.

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot
wound to her knee.



Lee L.

M1894,

Now, that is a great joke. In fact it is about on par with the "White House Security Incident" joke I posted a couple of days ago.

Unfortunatly, though our jokes have about the same "keep it clean" factor, my joke was deleted by site managers.

No one, or almost no one got to see my joke--which is a pity because it is a good joke and it took me about 1/2 hour to type!!

Nope, Rifleman -

Your's crossed the line a tad more than this.

I saw it, too - benefit of being a moderator, I suppose.

Have to agree with kdub, it was a bit much. Funny, but.....

Nope, Rifleman -

Your's crossed the line a tad more than this.

Kdub,

I respect your judgement and your responsibility for keeping your site as you and your sponsors want it to be.

Me, I'm signing off this site for good. Things on this site are a "tad" too anxious, arbitrary, and capricious for me personally.

I figure that any site that can handle discussion about a hand gun's penetration in inches into a human chest or shooting liberals in the woods as if they were game animals could also handle a good chuckle that makes reference to the basic and common practice of grown men and women touching each other's parts.

Happy trails to you all.

Good luck with your new endeavors. :D

Is he referring to a colorful handwriting in the snow joke? It is a bit racy, but after the shenanagins that have really gone on in the White House, it is pretty tame.
Rifleman7777, sorry to see you go.

I just figured the poor lady in question here was a victim of lifelong gravitational pull.

Holy cow, even the jokes not identified as blonde jokes turn out to be blonde jokes. :p

Shawn, I suspect that at her age it was gray, like mine. :p

Lee L.