mrbill
09-05-2006, 05:14 PM
Midlife crisis
Well, it's not a midlife crisis, but here's how things worked out for me.
After being married 25 years, one day I took a look at my wife and said,
"Honey, do you realize 25 years ago, I had a cheap apartment, a cheap
car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice
house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50
year Old Woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of
things."
Now my wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed....
I shut up and took out the trash. .=============
Well, it's not a midlife crisis, but here's how things worked out for me.
After being married 25 years, one day I took a look at my wife and said,
"Honey, do you realize 25 years ago, I had a cheap apartment, a cheap
car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I
got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice
house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50
year Old Woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of
things."
Now my wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a
hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be
living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed....
I shut up and took out the trash. .=============