Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman …..for 51 years now!!

Good grief, they took ALL of his teeth. :D

Can you blame him? He only did what any intelligent Mountain Man would do. :p :p First the Hair then the teeth, God only knows what next. :eek: :eek: Can't trust those Yankee Doctors. :D :D