cemtech12
09-11-2006, 09:02 AM
One winter morning in Pennsylvania a couple was listening to the radio
while eating breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to
have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
Bob's wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they were again eating breakfast, the radio announcer
said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get
through."
Bob's wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they were again having breakfast, when the radio announcer
said, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must
park........." Then the electric power went off.
Bob's wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said,
"Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to
park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married
to blondes exhibit, Bob said, "Why don't you just leave it in the
garage this time
while eating breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to
have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
Bob's wife went out and moved her car.
A week later while they were again eating breakfast, the radio announcer
said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get
through."
Bob's wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week they were again having breakfast, when the radio announcer
said, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must
park........." Then the electric power went off.
Bob's wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said,
"Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to
park on so the snowplows can get through?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married
to blondes exhibit, Bob said, "Why don't you just leave it in the
garage this time