These may be old.... (insert DOK bash here).

IF YOU CAN'T FEED EM, DON'T BREED EM!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Constipated People Don't Give A Crap. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Horn Broken... Watch For Finger. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Earth Is Full - Go Home. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Illiterate? Write For Help. ~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Honk If Anything Falls Off. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He Who Hesitates Not Only Is Lost, But is Miles From The Next Exit. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me Too. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fight Crime: Shoot Back! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (Seen Upside Down On A Jeep) If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Stop Lights Timed For 35 mphAlso Are Timed For 70 mph~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Guys: No Shirt, No ServiceGals: No Shirt, No Charge ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ax Me About Ebonics. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Boldly Going Nowhere. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Caution - Driver Legally Blonde. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Heart Attacks: God's RevengeFor Eating His Animal Friends ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AND Finally"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BECHANGED OFTEN, AND FOR THE SAME REASON"

I think I've seen all of them, and then some, but my favorite one is the last one :D :D

I like #2... no pun intended :p

#6 sorta grabs me! :D

They're all good. :D

I can really relate to #'s 6 and 8.

RJ

Saw a good t-shirt at the gun show... haven't seen it in bumper-sticker form yet.

"Jesus Loves You.... Everyone else thinks you're a (jerk)"

Substitute whatever word you want for 'jerk'!

These may be old.... (insert DOK bash here).



Did they even have cars to have bumpers back then?
;)

Did they even have cars to have bumpers back then?
;)

I think they pinned them to their dinosaurs.

My favorite is ( GUN CONTROL MEANS USING BOTH HANDS ).

How about:

KEEP HONKING........I'M RELOADING

DRIVER ONLY CARRIES $20.00 OF AMMUNITION

THERE IS A PLACE FOR ALL GODS CREATURES........ RIGHT BESIDE THE MASHED POTATOES

SO MANY CATS.............SO FEW RECIPES

WHEN I MARRIED MY WIFE SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS MS. RIGHT...........WHAT I DID NOT KNOW WAS HER FIRST NAME WAS 'ALWAYS'

"I miss my ex, but my aim is improving".

Bumper sticker on the rear of my truck, aimed at tailgaters.

If You Get Any Closer
I'll Fart

"Cat - the OTHER white meat."

"I love cats - But I can't usually finish one."

The all time classic was one I saw on the back window of an old Chev 4X4 that read:
"8 OUT OF 10 VOICES IN MY HEAD TOLD ME TO STAY HOME AND CLEAN MY GUNS TODAY"

heres a few from my side of the planet

Wanna get stoned?
drink wet cement

Old too soon
Smart too late

This truck is designed
to destroy tailgaters on impact

(heres one for the bull bar on the front of the truck)
yaw ydoolb eht fo tuo teg

Bob

In my area this time of year "So Many Snowbirds, So Little Freezer Space".

In my area this time of year "So Many Snowbirds, So Little Freezer Space".

Picking on DOK so soon, and he hasen't even made his annual pilgramage to Florida Yet? :p :p

(heres one for the bull bar on the front of the truck)
yaw ydoolb eht fo tuo teg

Bob

that is better than
thgir peek ciffart rewols