A "Generationally Advanced" (see, Michael - I paid attention!) lady was standing in the buff and looking at the full length bedroom mirror.

Says she "I'm old and fat - I look fat."

"What do you think?" she asked her husband, lying and reading in bed.

Says he "Well, I think your eyesight is still durn'd well perfect!"

He never heard the shot.

Yup!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

I think a wise man once said, If you ask folks if your fat, you are! Never told my wife that! The thing is she is'nt, just a little pressure she is feeling as age progresses. She told me I was getting fat once, I said "yes I am, what are you going to do about this!" Never bugged me again. Is a 40" waist big for a 6'3" guy? Oh no, I'm doing it!! Ha!

Personally I'm not fat ( gravitationally challenged ), I'm just really short for my weight.

I guess that guy should have planned ahead and got one of those circus mirrors and the question would never have been asked, and maybe he'd still be alive!

You gotta admit the truth did set him free.