What do you call someone who never passes gas in public?

A private tooter.

I think niner is using up all the old cornball jokes before zeppy can find them. :D :D

I can find some if you really want me to. :D Les

And along that line...

Confucius said,
"He who farts in church must sit in his own pew".

Don't get me started on the Confucious jokes, the only ones I know are filthy. :D Les

My jokes have a bit more sympothetic grandure and a few grains of H110 in them :rolleyes:

Was that a shot at me Zep, due to my like of H110? :D Les