niner
09-22-2006, 08:10 AM
A giraffe walks into a bar and orders a martini.
The bartender looks at him, turns, and mixes the drink. Turning back, he puts the martini in front of the giraffe, and says: "That'll be $28.50."
The giraffe looks down at the bartender. "28.50? You've got to be kidding! For a martini?"
"That's right, mac. $28.50."
The giraffe quaffs the drink, and indicates that he'd like another.
The bartender gets him another, and says: "You know, we don't get many giraffes coming in here."
The giraffe gives him a deadpan look. "At $28.50 a drink, it's no wonder!"
The bartender looks at him, turns, and mixes the drink. Turning back, he puts the martini in front of the giraffe, and says: "That'll be $28.50."
The giraffe looks down at the bartender. "28.50? You've got to be kidding! For a martini?"
"That's right, mac. $28.50."
The giraffe quaffs the drink, and indicates that he'd like another.
The bartender gets him another, and says: "You know, we don't get many giraffes coming in here."
The giraffe gives him a deadpan look. "At $28.50 a drink, it's no wonder!"