Two guys from the Upper Peninsula of Michigan die and wake up in He11.

The next day the Devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats warming themselves around the fire. The Devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"

The two guys reply, "Vell, ya know, we're from nordern Michigan, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, ya know."

The Devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, hats and mittens. The Devil asks them again, "Its awfully hot down here, can't you guys feel that?"

Again the two guys reply, "Vell, like we told you yesterday, we're from nordern Michigan, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a vee bit, ya know."

This gets the Devil quite steamed so he decides to fix the two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming every where. He stops by the room with the two guys from Michigan and finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling walleye and drinking beer. The Devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject
misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourself."

The two Michiganders reply, "Vell, ya know, we don't get too much varm weather up dere in da UP, we've just got to have a fish fry when the veather's this nice."

The Devil is absolutely furious; he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The Devil decides to turn all the heat off in ****. The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan and gnash their teeth. The Devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Michiganders. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men. The Devil is dumb founded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its
freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong with you two?"

The Michiganders look at the Devil in surprise, "Vell, don't ya know, if He11 froze over dat must mean da Lions von da super bowl!"

Vell dat Vas a Goot Vun. :D :D I think the characters were Ollie and Sven. :D :D

Well, truth be known, I think H*** could freeze over and the Lions still wouldn't win the Super Bowl....or even have a winning season?

Dan "it's the Bears, it's the Bears!" OK

Hey Dan, this http://spacekids.hq.nasa.gov/osskids/animate/moon.jpg is for you. :D Les

Hey Dan, this http://spacekids.hq.nasa.gov/osskids/animate/moon.jpg is for you. :D Les

Not real sure what that is, but suspect it's the wrong end of something or other?

Dan "appreciate the gesture, I think" OK

Then, of course, there's the true story of then President Garfield touring the west with Gen'l Sheridan. Came to the Arizona Territory and Garfield said "This could be a magnificient country - all it needs is a little cooler temprature and some water."

Ol' Phil replied "That's all He11 needs, too!"

DOK, it is a full moon for the cheap shot at my poor lions. :D Les

DOK, it is a full moon for the cheap shot at my poor lions. :D Les

Well, maybe next year, huh? By the way, are you a Cubs fan also? :p

Dan

No, thats my Dad (Cubs and Bears)he grew up in Elkhart, IN and was warped at an early age(Poor Guy), I am a Detroit Fan thru and thru, just don't care for Basketball. :p Les

Try being a Cowboys fan smack dab in the middle of where Eagles and Redskins territory meet, talk about no love. At least it seems like we have a decent QB at the moment

Try being a Cowboys fan smack dab in the middle of where Eagles and Redskins territory meet, talk about no love. At least it seems like we have a decent QB at the moment

Yup, he did good last week, but I noticed you didn't mention our friend TO?

Dan

hmmmm, I wonder how that happened, musta slipped my mind.:rolleyes: Not such a TO fan, I've seen what he has done in SF and Philly, he can catch a ball, but his helmet is too big.

Qualification, jb -

He SOMETIMES catches the ball! :rolleyes:

Hey, I said "he can", I didn't say "he does"

funny! :D

The Lions... Uh huh, The Cubs will win a Series first.

When TO stop flapping his jaws, he's a good ball player. Great blocking receiver. I think something is wrong with Parcell. He should have gone ballistic by now.