Whats dumb? Instructions on toilet paper.

Whats dumber than that? reading them.

Whats even dumber? Reading them and learning something.
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Dumbest of all?
Reading them and having to correct something you've been doing wrong.

Your toilet paper comes with instructions, Zep? :confused:

If mine does - never noticed it! :p

The instructions on my toilet paper say, "Be sure to indicate size and color desired, and enclose the correct amount to cover shipping.

When I was in college I met a kid who told me that as a youngster he always felt like he was wasting toilet paper because he always used more than one square. He figured that must be the recommened amount to use or else they would've made bigger pieces between the perforations. . . Strange but true.

why are the perforations that small anyway/

Zep
If you found instructions on the TP were they written or were they line drawings?
Jim

why are the perforations that small anyway/


so they can claim 400 sheets :D

Hey Zep, This isn't a French joke, is it?

(I'm joking, I'm joking!!!!)

Dan

I was in Saudia for the first war. the natives do not use toilet paper. Po

Your toilet paper comes with instructions, Zep? :confused:

If mine does - never noticed it! :p


wear your reading glasses!! :p :D Oops, I forgot, they can't print on corn cobbs. :D :D :D

I was in Saudia for the first war. the natives do not use toilet paper. Po

That's what the left hand is for.

When you're in the woods and run out, don't make the mistake of using poison ivy leaves. Don't ask me how I know that....

Looks sorta like a baboon's butt, Mike? :p

Whats dumb? Instructions on toilet paper. Whats dumber than that? reading them. Whats even dumber? Reading them and learning something.
Hey Zep was it perfumed TP? Us French descent types put our rolls so the sheets come from the bottom not the top. Know why? Most of us have cats, (p*****) hanging around and if it was rolled from the top the pissed off p***** would pull all the sheets from the top. They can't do it from the bottom. I also believe in Spiro Agnew's philosophy, you know warm slippers, etc. I must admit when I'm bored and there is no reading material around I will write prose on at least 7 sheets before I'm done.

Zep: Also must admit to you that the worst French joke makers are the French themselves and I must learn to laugh more at myself. ( I guess that goes for most ethnic jokes, such as Polish, Italian, etc.)

:cool::p;):D