Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, andlaid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde ? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length."

Bubba and Junior are currently supervising the construction of the Boston highway tunnel.

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, andlaid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde ? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length."

Bubba and Junior are currently supervising the construction of the Boston highway tunnel.

Look at the bright side, They rented the basement of their out house to their Yankee Cousin. :p :p :D :D

OOH, that hoits, this Yankee Cousin would not have needed a tape measure with the blond around. It's called a French meter!!!


Edited for language content.

kdub

A French Meter, Jean?
Is that where you stick your tongue on it to measure it? Wouldn't do that this time of year up here. That's a good way to get the fire department called out and make the news. ;)

MMichaelAK:

After the last two days I'm not touching that one. I get myself into enough trouble for ten other members! I think I'm gonna stay away from the Humor Forum for awhile. Too many cop jokes come to my mind. Best kept in the locker room. I don't miss that part, sexual innuendoes, etc. I have tried to keep the demons out of my mind but it's a tough job.

:(

Let's leave this one alone.

With DOK's understanding, we'll lock it against further comment.

Noooooooooo problem, amazing how fast it can go down hill!

Dan