A friend of mine called his lawyer buddy to see if he wanted to go Skiing? Come up and see me for a weekend, while there he meet's my friends daughter, one thing lead to another and nine months later you guessed it. My buddy calls this lawyer, "Come on up and visit it's been awhile. While there the lawyer spots this tyke on floor, asks my buddies daughter "Why didn't you tell me I would have done the right thing." His daughter replied, "We got the family together and discussed it, decided it was better to have a B****rd in the family than a lawyer!"

Too true, Too true! His next step would probably be to become a politician, then run for preident, and become another Klinton. :p :D :D

God and Satan were arguing about who was responsible for repairing the fence between Heaven and ****. Finally, in exasperation, God says to Satan "I'll see you in court."

"Yeah" replies Satan "and where are you going to find a lawyer?"

How about the police officer who saw a tombstone that said "Here lies a lawyer and an honest man." He arrested the caretaker for putting two men in the same grave.

Old Scottish proverb: A lawyer is a man who charges you a cow to win you a chicken.

Shortest poem of all time:

Adam had em

Yep, A lawyer told dad he would write him a will for about $250 here this summer. Lawyer never got one written the way dad told him he wanted it, but he still charged dad $2000 for his "services"!

99.9% of the lawyers in this country are giving the rest of them a bad name!!!!