Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?

A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.


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Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?

A: Subordinate clauses!


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Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?

A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.


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Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?

A: Subordinate clauses!


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Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

Stealing niner's jokes now? :D :D

My grandmother used to say there were only 22 letters in the alphabet, because TWA flew away and P ran down the little boy's leg. ET going home apparently now drops us to 20 letters.

My grandmother used to say there were only 22 letters in the alphabet, because TWA flew away and P ran down the little boy's leg. ET going home apparently now drops us to 20 letters.

21 Red, TWA and E.T. repeat the one.

Very good. Must be the Friday effect. :-)

21 Red, TWA and E.T. repeat the one.

I must have married your sister.

Dan

I must have married your sister.

Dan

You get corrected a lot, DOK? :p

You get corrected a lot, DOK? :p

Oh my, oh my, do I. I'll be telling a story/tale to friends and I can count on being interrupted with some "nit" :D

Dan

You too, eh, Dan! :rolleyes:

There's one way to fix that Dan. Tell only those stories in which you were present in the making of it....or would that not hinder the corrections either? :D

There's one way to fix that Dan. Tell only those stories in which you were present in the making of it....or would that not hinder the corrections either? :D

I don't think DOK's computer is set up for hiroglyphics. (Sp) :D :D Besides, no one here could read it then. :D :D

Oops, I wasn't supposed to let the cat out of the bag. :p

There's one way to fix that Dan. Tell only those stories in which you were present in the making of it....or would that not hinder the corrections either? :D

you assume "she that will not be denied" lets me out by myself? Tis better to give in and live another day :D

Dan

you assume "she that will not be denied" lets me out by myself? Tis better to give in and live another day :D

Dan

See DOK, you have learned something in all those years. :D :D

See DOK, you have learned something in all those years. :D :D

yup, but there were times I brought new meaning to the term "slow learner" and have the scars to show for it.

Dan