jean1948
12-04-2006, 11:01 PM
Wanda's dishwasher quit working, so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the keyunder the mat. Please fix the dishwasher and leave the bill on the
Counter. I'll mail you a check."
"Oh, by the way, don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. but, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!
"I repeat, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
discovered the biggest, meanest-looking bulldog he had ever seen. But, asW anda had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied,:
"Get him, Spike!"
Counter. I'll mail you a check."
"Oh, by the way, don't worry about my bulldog Spike. He won't bother you. but, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!
"I repeat, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"
When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
discovered the biggest, meanest-looking bulldog he had ever seen. But, asW anda had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied,:
"Get him, Spike!"