Great old age!!
An old farmer had owned a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back forty, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.

As he neared the pond,he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond naked.

"I only came to feed the alligators.

"Moral: Old age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill.

DOC, I have a hat that says
"Age and Treachery will Overcome Youth and Skill" And wear it proudly .


Gun Runner :D

I think I still have some of those transfer decals you can use for printing on T-shirts with the computer and printer, which I can use to make up a couple shirts. I'll have to remember to only wear them in situations where nobody can call my bluff.

Dan