MikeG
09-18-2002, 08:56 PM
Bill and Hillary Clinton had Al and Tipper Gore over for dinner at the former President's house in Chappaqau.
In the middle of dinner, Al excused himself to use the bathroom. After a couple of minutes, he came back. They finished dinner and Al and Tipper left for home.
On the way home, Al turned to Tipper and said, "Did you know Bill has a solid gold urinal in his bathroom? How can we tell the American people we are serious about cutting the budget when the Clintons have a solid gold urinal?"
Tipper said, "There must be some mistake, I'll call Hillary
when we get home and find out."
When they get home, she called Hillary and said, "Is it true that Bill has a solid gold urinal in his bathroom?" Hillary put her hand over the telephone receiver and said, "Bill, I just found out who pee'd in your saxophone!!"
In the middle of dinner, Al excused himself to use the bathroom. After a couple of minutes, he came back. They finished dinner and Al and Tipper left for home.
On the way home, Al turned to Tipper and said, "Did you know Bill has a solid gold urinal in his bathroom? How can we tell the American people we are serious about cutting the budget when the Clintons have a solid gold urinal?"
Tipper said, "There must be some mistake, I'll call Hillary
when we get home and find out."
When they get home, she called Hillary and said, "Is it true that Bill has a solid gold urinal in his bathroom?" Hillary put her hand over the telephone receiver and said, "Bill, I just found out who pee'd in your saxophone!!"