Could this solve some of the world's problems?

Great Idea!! Gasoline would be back to the $.69 a gallon it was when I started driving, and the quality of life for the bulk of the people in the Middle East would be improved.

Fireplug

Snow White, Hercules and Quasimodo were talking at the mall and they each professed they weren't sure they deserved their reputations...Snow White as the most beautiful woman in the world, Hercules as the strongest man in the world and Quasimodo as the ugliest person in the world.

After some discussion they decided to ask God that night when they said their evening prayers.

Next day a smiling Snow White said God talked to her and said she "truly was the most beautiful woman in the world".

Hercules also smiling said that God also confirmed there wasn't anyone stronger than him in the whole world.

Quasimodo, dejected with his head hanging ask....
"Who the **** is Janet Reno?"