> > Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
> >
> > Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history, and logic.
> >
> > "What's logic?" asked Bubba.
> >
> > The Professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-eater?"
> >
> > "I sure do," answered the redneck.
> >
> > "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard." replied the professor.
> >
> > "That's real good!" the redneck responded in awe.
> >
> > The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard,
you also have a house."
> >
> > Impressed, the redneck shouted, "GAWL-LEEE!!"
> >
> > "And since you own a house and a house is tough to take care of by yourself, logic dictates that you have a wife."
> >
> > "Sally Mae! This is incredible!" (Bubba is obviously catching on.)
> >
> >"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual rather than homosexual" said the professor.
> >
> >"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I can't wait to take this here logic class."
> >
> > Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting.
> >
> > "So what classes are ya takin?" he asks.
> >
> > "Math, history, and logic," replies Bubba.
> >
> > "What in tarnation is logic?"
> >
> > "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"
> >
> > "No."
> >
> > "You're a homosexual, ain't ya?"