On the news this morning, they said a 22 year old man was murdered in his apartment. He was found submerged in a bathtub filled with milk and corn flakes. Police believe he died at the hands of a cereal killer.

That's awful.
Jim

Welllllllllllllll, it's my wife's favorite joke (?), so I'd better think it's funny!! But then she married me, so as they say, no accounting for taste?

Dan

Doc, i said it before, and i'll say it again. YOU JUST AIN'T RIGHT. :p now, keep em coming. halfbreed

The Construction Workers

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman, he says, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."

So the foreman goes away for a couple of hours and when he returns, the pile of sand is untouched. He asks the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"

The Italian replies, "I no hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese fella that he wasa ina charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I coulda find him nowhere."

The foreman turns to the Scotsman and says, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel the pile." The Scotsman replies, "Aye, ye did laddie, boot ah couldnay get meeself a shoovel. Ye left th' Chinese in chairge of supplies, boot ahcould nay find him either."

The foreman is really angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and yells "SUPPLIES!!"

And you actually have the nerve to criticize macassill????

Feel like I'm getting pecked to death by ducks with DOK's humor!!! :p

Keep 'em coming DOK.

And you should be ashamed too!!
That's a terrible pun.

Hey, it can't be much worse than "ole bin loggin"!! I think IDShooter is trying to make me look good.

Dan

I am ashamed Jim. Just look what a terrible influence the likes of DOK, IDShooter and Contender have done to me!!! Just look at what they did. ;)

Well guys I've just gotta say, they're kinda cute, harm no one and tickle my fancy. Even my wife got a laugh out of them . "Course then she says "I don't get them". besto

At last, a person of discriminating taste!!!!!!

Dan