Ole and Lena, two nice Norwegian kids up in Minnesota, get married. They are driving off to St. Paul for their honeymoon when Ole, starting to feel frisky, puts his hand on Lena's knee. Lena giggles and says "Ole, you can go much farther if you vant to".
So Ole drove on to Duluth.

Mark

Mark,

Between you and I and our jokes (?), we're may give folks the impression that Iowans are really wild and crazy guys!!
NOT!

Dan

Now Dan, I post *good* jokes. Some of yours on the other hand.... ;)
Mark