OK if DOK can do it so can I,

A frog goes into a bank and asks for a loan.
He is directed to Ms. Patricia Wack as his loan officer.
She asks "Well Mr Frog, How may we help you today?"
He replied. "I am going on vacation and I would like to have a loan."
"How much would you like to have", she asked.
"About $10,000." he replied.
"Oh, my. " She exclaimed.
"For a loan of that size we would have to have some collateral and a bank reference."
"Certainly", he said. "I came prepared"
With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a tiny perfectly formed crystal elephant.
"This is my collateral" he said.
"As for a bank reference, my father banks here."
"And what is your father's name" she asked.
"Mick Jagger" he replied.
"I will have to take this to the bank president for a consultation" she said.
She went into the presidents officeand said, "Sir I have a problem that I don't know how to handle" and explained the situation to him.
In conclusion she asked the president,"And do you know what this is" as she held up the tiny elephant.

The president replied.






"It's a knick knack, Patty Wack, give the frog a loan. His old man was a Rolling Stone"

They got to you too. Sniff. That was horrendous. :p

Hey, I thought that was a good one !! Unfortunately a little complicated for me to remember, but I'll to run a copy so I can get even with my Tuesday lunch partners (they don't have a finely tuned sense of humor like some of us). .

Dan

May you be cast in to a pool of wiffle balls.
jim

jimcool,
I had a friend in the army that spoke Farsi (Iranian).
His favorite Iranian curse was"Your mother was assaulted by a diseased camel, and enjoyed it"

All others are judged by that.