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Old Jim
10-08-2002, 11:55 AM
This happened about a month ago in a little town in Mexico. Even though it
sounds a little like an Alfred Hitchcock story, it's not. The people are
real and the story, as unlikely as it sounds, is true.


A man was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night in the
middle of a storm. The storm was so strong he could only see a few feet
ahead of him. Suddenly, as if out of nowhere, a car rolled to a stop beside
him. Without thinking about it, he jumped into the passenger seat and closed
the door, happy to be out of the storm. After he got comfortable there was
a flash of lightening and he realized there was nobody behind the wheel.

The car slowly and silently begins moving. The frightened passenger looked
down the road and saw a curve looming up in the darkness. Frightened, he
starts to pray, begging for his life to be spared.

Just before the car plunges off the curve into the darkness, a hand appears
through the window and moves the wheel. Paralyzed in terror, he watched the
hand appear every time the car came to a dangerous curve, move the wheel,
then disappear.

Unable to stand it any longer the passenger gathered his strength, jumped
out of the car and ran to the nearest town. Wet and in shock, he went into
a cantina and ordered two shots of tequila.

Soon he began telling everybody about his horrible experience. A silence
fell over the cantina as the patrons realized the wet shaking man, weeping
uncontrollably was not drunk.

About a half an hour later two locals walked in the same cantina. One of
them said, "Look Pepe, that's the ******* who got in the car when we were
pushing it.

DOK
10-08-2002, 03:36 PM
Jim,

I have a friend that belongs to a Rotary club and is responsibile for finding a joke or two for their weekly lunch. This web site is one of the few places that have jokes you can tell at a small town Rotary (or maybe any Rotary) lunch. He said that all of the folks that could hear it thought your "true story" was very funny. He said that not all of the members remember to bring their hearing aids and miss out on all the fun.

I gave him some of your other jokes but said they were from out of state and I was not responsible for any negative response from those with their hear aids in at the time. He said a couple of the jokes were grounds for not wearing hearing aids! On the other hand, that may of been his reponse to some of my better jokes, it's so hard to hear when I don't have my hearing aids in.

Dan

gun runner
10-08-2002, 07:32 PM
Dan, thats called selective hearing. I have a great case of it myself, plus half the time dont have my hearing aids turned on. :D

Gun Runner

DOK
10-08-2002, 08:26 PM
Gun Runner,

Suspect you're correct. Plus my wife says I'm so busy talkin' that I never listen. I'd like to think it's because she needs lots of guidance. Again, I suspect I'm the only one with that problem.

Dan

Old Jim
10-09-2002, 09:10 AM
What????? I didn't hear you!!

4 years with 8 inch howitizers will do that.