Jake, the owner of this drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. Jake asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

And the clerk goes "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative."

Jake said "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"

And the clerk goes "Of course you can! Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

GOOD ONE !!!

Upon reflection, I don't think the clerk was all that smart, I'd sure had him stand outside !!

Dan

I go to my worst possible joke file and whatever I do you can, with no apparent effort, top me easily.
You truly have a gift

Heeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy, who says I don't work my fingers to the bone searching the web for just the right style and context? On the other hand, maybe my Ioway heritage (we're known for our sophiscated sense of humor except when talking about Minnesota) gives me a "leg up"?

Dan