One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub,
drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other
and says 'You see that man over there? He looks just
like me! I think I'm gonna go over there and talk to him.'

So, he goes over to the man and taps him on the shoulder.
'Excuse me sir,' he starts, 'but I noticed you look just like
me!'

The second man turns around and says 'Yeah, I noticed
the same thing, where you from?'

'I'm from Dublin', second man stunned says, 'Me too!
What street do you live on?', 'McCarthy street', second
man replies, 'Me too! What number is it?', the first man
announces, '162', second man shocked says, 'Me too!
What are your parents names?', first man replies,
'Connor and Shannon', second man awestruck says,
'Mine too! This is unbelievable!'

So, they buy some more Guinness and they're talking
some more when the bartenders change shifts. The new
bartender comes in and goes up to the other bartender
and asks 'What's new today?'

'Oh, the Murphy twins are drunk again.'