* When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

* Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go
back for more.

* Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.

* Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know
what floor you're on.

* Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After
awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

* Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"

* Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
* Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask
if they have an appointment.

* Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

* Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they
hear something ticking.

* Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures
and exits with the passengers.

* Ask, "Did you feel that?"

* Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

* When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't
panic, they open up again."

* Swat at flies that don't exist.

* Tell people that you can see their aura.

* Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

* Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut
up, all of you, just shut up!"

* Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask,
Got enough air in there?"

* Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall,
without getting off.

* Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,
"You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly. (My personal Favorite)

* Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.

* Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

* Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

* Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce,
"I have new socks on."

* Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other passengers, "This is my personal space!"

Let that Burrito Breeze loose that you have been holding back then point at someone else.

Done that, got the t-shirt. :D

It appears to me that many of those actions would/could get you committed so the next elevator you will have company in white coats??

Get on the elevator on the top floor. Press both the 3rd and 4th floor buttons. Ride down to the 4th floor while staring intently at everyone on the elevator. Get off on the 4th floor and run down the stairs to the 3rd floor. When the elevator doors open yell, "I heard what you were saying about me!"

Oh that's just too funny...... I wish I was still young and tough so I could try a couple of those. However, at my age, someone would beat the crap out of me!!!!!