The Doctor That Had Been Seeing An 80-year-old Woman For Most Of Her Life Finally Retired

At Her Next Checkup, The New Doctor Told Her To Bring A List Of All The Medicines That Had Been Prescribed For Her.

As The Young Doctor Was Looking Through These, His Eyes Grew Wide As He Realized She Had A Prescription For Birth Control Pills.

"mrs. Smith Do You Realize These Are Birth Control Pills?"

"yes, They Help Me Sleep At Night."

"mrs Smith, I Assure You There Is Absolutely Nothing In These That Could Possibly Help You Sleep!"

She Reached Out And Patted The Young Doctor's Knee.

"yes, Dear, I Know That. But Every Morning, I Grind One Up And Mix It In The Glass Of Orange Juice That My 16 Year Old Granddaughter Drinks... And Believe Me, It Helps Me Sleep At Night."

You Gotta Love Grandmas!

A wise ol' Granny! :D

I just had to relay that one to a friend who's in that exact position. :D

Bye
Jack

A double-barreled shotgun across the lap in the rocking chair when courters arrived would seem to be a more cost-effective long-term solution. :D

We can always count on a good one from you DOK!

With age comes wisdom. While you remember what you did when you were a kid. :p :D :D