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argo
10-23-2007, 08:09 PM
Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a lion wakes up. It knows that it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn’t matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle, when the sun comes up, you’d better be running!

jodum
10-24-2007, 02:03 PM
Success is like a revolving door. Some folks get by with lots of push and others make it with just a little pull.

kudu40
10-25-2007, 10:16 AM
The gazelle only has to run faster than the slowest gazelle.

Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a lion wakes up. It knows that it must outrun the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. It doesn’t matter whether you are a lion or a gazelle, when the sun comes up, you’d better be running!

BlackhawkFan
10-26-2007, 06:12 AM
The gazelle's survival also depends on its position in the herd at the time of crisis.

Native Webfoot
11-02-2007, 11:58 AM
The best idea...don't be a Gazelle.

m141a
11-02-2007, 02:07 PM
"Sometimes you eats the bear, sometimes the bear eats you"...:D

LET-CA
11-02-2007, 02:39 PM
Or as Norm (from Cheers ) would say, "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear!"