So a marine, navy Seal,and a ranger get dropped in a jungle thier told they have 48 hours to suppress thier enemy so the marine the navy seal and the ranger go further in the forest and next think you know thier knocked out.


so the marine wakes up and sees a bunch of half naked men the marine asks where am i so the head hunter replies i will use ur meat to feed my people ur bones to make weapons and ur skin for are cannoes.

so then the head hunter says you got one wish before u die so the marine asks for his bag and pulls out his side arm and shoots himself.


so then the navy seal wakes up and the head hunter tells him the same thing so the navy seal asked for his dog tags and swallows a pill and dies

so next the ranger wakes up and the head hunter says i will use ur meat to feed my people and ur bones to make weapons and ur skinn for our cannoes.

so then the head hunter asks what do u want before u die so the ranger asks for his mess kit and says u can have my meat to feed ur people and my bones to make weapons but then the ranger pulls out his fork and says but to **** with your cannoes.