After Being Married For 44 Years, I Took A Careful Look At My
Wife One Day And Said, "honey, 44 Years Ago We Had A Cheap
Apartment, A Cheap Car, Slept On A Sofa Bed And Watched A 10-inch
Black And White Tv, But I Got To Sleep Every Night With A Hot
25-year-old Gal.

Now I Have A $500,000.00 Home, A $45,000.00 Car, Nice Big Bed
And Plasma Screen Tv, But I'm Sleeping With A 65-year-old Woman.
It Seems To Me That You're Not Holding Up Your Side Of Things."

My Wife Is A Very Reasonable Woman. She Told Me To Go Out And
Find A Hot 25-year-old Gal, And She Would Make Sure That I Would
Once Again Be Living In A Cheap Apartment, Driving A Cheap Car,
Sleeping On A Sofa Bed And Watching A 10-inch Black And White Tv.

Aren't Older Women Great? They Really Know How To Solve Your Mid-
Life Crisis

With my cousins divorce, he got to keep what ever fell off the truck when his wife left.