Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A: A dead end.Q: What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost?
A: Fasten your sheet belt.Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another?
A: By scareplane.Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin?
A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."Q: What kind of ghost haunts a hen house?
A: A poultry-geist.Q: Why do ghosts go to baseball games?
A: Because they like to boo the umpire.Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
A: "How do you boo, sir. How do you boo."Q: What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost?
A: Put your shocks and boos on.Q: What do you call a ghost in a torn sheet?
A: A holy terror.Q: What tops off a ghost's sundae?
A: Whipped ScreamQ: Why did the baby ghost go to the doctor before halloween?
A: To get a BOOster shot.Q: When do ghosts usually appear?
A: Just before someone screams.Q: What do little ghosts drink?
A: Evaporated milk.Q: How do you make a milkshake?
A: You sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell "Boo!"Q: Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
A: Because he's always a goblin.Q. Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
A. It raises their spirits.Q. Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A. He didn't have a haunting license.