Guy's wife walks into the kitchen and asked him if her dress made her butt look big.

He responded by saying "As opposed to what else?"

Well it made her so mad he didn't see her for three days.







On the fourth day the swelling started to go down and he could see her out of his right eye.

:D

honesty may not always be the best policy?

A guy shows up at work with a black eye. His coworkers want to know what happened. He explains that his wife got mad at him and chased him out of the house with a rolling pen. One of the workers asked him if he had learned anything from this incident.
Yep he said, Never look back.