A man walked into a bar in Texas and ordered a drink. While he was sitting at the bar watching TV, one of Hillary's political ads came on.

After it went off, he stood up and announced to everyone, "Hillary is a horse's behind!"

The bartender reached under the bar and brought out an oak club about 18 inches long and hit the man square across the mouth, knocking him off his stool and onto the floor.

After a minute or two, the man got up, straightened himself up and said to the bartender, "I'm sorry. I didn't know this was Hillary country.

It's not!" replied the bartender. "This is horse country!"

Now that is funny. I've been to Texas and there's lots of horse country down there. The one you really don't want to mention is Opra. After here beef remarks and the loss of the beef growers law suit, she's not one of the most respected names in that state.

Hate to see a horse slimed like that! :p

Well, you KNOW why 99% of Arkansas voted for Bill for both terms...........it meant there was 8 years he & the Hilldabeast stayed OUT of Arkansas!

Well, you KNOW why 99% of Arkansas voted for Bill for both terms...........it meant there was 8 years he & the Hilldabeast stayed OUT of Arkansas!

It wasn't a vote for the Klintons. We thought it was a vote to Deport them! :p AT least we got them out of Arkansas. :D :D

Yeah - and, thanks a lot, you guys!!!!! :rolleyes:

Hildabeast, hahahaha that is good i am going to have to start using that one