A Blonde's Year in Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.


February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!...bottles won't fit in printer!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... box said "2-4 years!"


April - Trapped on escalator for hours.... power went out!!!


May - Tried to make Kool-Aid, wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.

September The capital of California is "C"..... isn't it?

October - Hate M & M's... they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December - Couldn't call 911.... "duh"..... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

I just never get tired of blond jokes. I copy them and post them on my grand daughters bedroom door when she gets low grades on her report card. It really gripes her off.

Now, that's a good'un, Dan! :D

Just sent this to my Blonde wife... :D

Just sent this to my Blonde wife... :D
My brunette wife just loves this stories, and sends them all to her sisters.

Old Sh.

Definition of smart blonde..............Golden Retriever!

(yup, I'm brunette!) :D

Definition of smart blonde..............Golden Retriever!

(yup, I'm brunette!) :D

Now that's what I call a good definition. :p :D :D

A blonde walks up to a pepsi machine on a hot summers day and puts in her $.50 and presses mt dew, a short while later one comes out. She places in on top of the machine and puts another $.50 in and presses dr. pepper and places that one on top too. She continues to keep puttin in quarters and pressing different soda buttons and by now there is quite a line behind her. One old man pipes up, "are you done miss?" Her response, "Can't you see I'm winning !!"

Definition of smart blonde..............Golden Retriever!

(yup, I'm brunette!) :D

Giving them (blondes) a lot of credit, aren't you?!! :eek:

three blondes walk into a bar. the fourth one ducks. :D