Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he eats for life.

Well, that's what they WANT you to think. Here's what REALLY happens....



Teach a man to fish and he;

Sits in the boat drinking beer all day!

Buys more fishing gear!

Finds new and creative ways to explain the bandage on his (fill in the blank).

Eats sushi. Unless you have taught him to cook!

Tag, you're it.................. :D

Where do you women come up with those lies:p:p:p

Then there's the Murphy's Law version:

Give a man a fish, and you teach him to come back and ask for another one tomorrow. Teach him to fish and you've trained a competitor.

Definition: BOAT
A large wooden vessel that floats in the water into which you throw lots of money.

I'm not going to be baited by anyone (women in general) who can't figure out how to tell if a toilet seat is up or down. . . (grin)

I'm not going to be baited by anyone (women in general) who can't figure out how to tell if a toilet seat is up or down. . . (grin)

yeah...I always look at something I'm fixing to sit on...not that hard really

yeah...I always look at something I'm fixing to sit on...not that hard really


ROFLMAO! Now that right there is some good, basic advice! Can't imagine why I didn't think of it...

Teach a man to fish and he'll teach a buddy so they can fish together helping to create those intimate bonds of friendship women complain we never understand.

Teach a man to fish, and he will teach his girlfriend to clean and cook them and he can eat well. :D :D

Or, it will be one more thing that fills his days with joy, along with his shooting.