Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went,
The lamb was sure to go.

But Mary found the cost of meat had soared,
Which did not please her.
Tonight she's having leg of lamb,
The rest is in the freezer!
:D :D



(Alas, I cannot claim authorship - I read this in MAD magazine way back in the early '70s)

Have you met DOK? He's a bit... MAD :)

Mary had a little Lamb, her father shot it dead.
Now she takes her Lamb to school between two hunks of bread.

Heard this one too many years ago to remember.
Check with DOK or kdub, they probably started it back in the Stone Age.

As I recall, DOK and I were told you originated it and the teacher was only repeating it! :p

Wayyyyyyyyyyyy too sophisticated for me to have been involved!!!

Dan

The rest is in the freezer!
:D :D [/I]

I love happy endings. :D

Mary had a little lamb...

The doctor had a stroke!

Or:

Mary had a little lamb,
it's fleece was white as snow.
And everywhere that Mary went
the lamb was sure to go.

It followed her to school one day
and a big black dog ate it.

(My wife won't let me tell fairy tales to the grandkids. I'm not sure why...)