You know your wife just doesn't get the "whole picture" when you are on the telephone while butchering a deer and you hear her say:

"You did NOT just tell that telemarketer that you were dismembering a body... !"

True story !

You should have heard it.

(East Asian guy) "Hello, May I speak with the person who handles your Gas account?"

(Me) "Sorry, I can't talk righ now. I'm a little busy dismembering a body."

(East Asian guy) Weird choked silence

(Me) "Click"
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What's even better is that I live in a townhouse/condo between two Projects, and the Brothers are forever walking through my back yard going between the two.

You should have seen the look I got as I was standing there, blood on my clothes, ribcage in one hand and a hatchet in the other...

I'm glad I know the SWAT commander...

I have never met you, but I wanted to let you know I am SO proud of you!!!

Oh, I love that one. I have just got to try that.