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qajaq59
12-01-2007, 04:24 AM
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man in a panic pulls out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, " I think my friend is dead ! What should I DO ? "
The operator , in a calm soothing voice replies..."Ok...take it easy...we can handle this...I can help....First, let's make sure he's dead. "
The phone goes silent,,,there is a loud BANG !....Back on the phone, the hunter says, " OK,,,now what ?"

jodum
12-04-2007, 07:35 AM
That is almost as bad as the hunter who accidently shot his deer hunting partner. He rushed the guy to the emergency room for care. When the doctor came out of the room the hunter asked if his buddy was going to make it. The doctor informed him that his buddy was dead, but he would have had a lot better chance if he had not field dressed him.

MontyF
12-04-2007, 07:43 AM
That is almost as bad as the hunter who accidently shot his deer hunting partner. He rushed the guy to the emergency room for care. When the doctor came out of the room the hunter asked if his buddy was going to make it. The doctor informed him that his buddy was dead, but he would have had a lot better chance if he had not field dressed him.

LOL! When first reading post #1, I was thinking this was the direction it was going. Guess you and I were thinking alike.