The Maid asked for a pay raise.
Madam was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want
an increase?"
Maria: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The
first is that I iron better than you."
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "The Master said so."
Madam: "Oh."
Maria. "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?"
Maria: "The Master did.’ Madam."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.
"
Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"
Maria: "No, Madam, the chauffeur did."
SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE:eek:

Clever maid. ha ha ha