Two Norwegian hunters from Minnesota got a pilot to
fly them To Canada to hunt moose. They bagged six. As they started loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot said the plane could take only four moose.

The two lads objected strongly, 'Last year we shot six and the pilot let us put them all on board and he had the same plane as yours.'

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't Handle the load and went down a few moments after takeoff.

Climbing out of the wreck one Norski asked the other,
'Any idea where we are?' 'Yaaah, I tink we's pretty
close to where we crashed last year'

Hokie Smokie didn't see dat von a commin!

You got to quit this stuff DOK, my wife doesn't know CPR.

Reminds me of the old Joke

"Where's the best place to shoot a moose?"



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"Right next to a pickup truck"

This joke was no doubt made by somebody who had to
pack out one of those giants

Cheers!
Big Mike Gallagher

THE BEST place to shoot a moose in when he's already in your pickup. ;)

Just not in the cab.

THE BEST place to shoot a moose in when he's already in your pickup. ;)

Just not in the cab.

So that's how they do it in Alaska, promise the poor animal a ride, then take advantage of the situation! :p:D:D:D:D

Lee,

you just ask them all neighborly like if they want to come home with you for dinner.

;)