The entertainment committee for the lady’s garden club was having difficulties finding some entertainment for the next club get together. Their budget was only 100 dollars so they were discussing what their options might be. There was a knock at the door and the hostess answered. She found two hobos looking for a meal.

"Tell you what, fellows. If you’ll chop some wood out back, I’ll make you a couple of sandwiches." The hobos agreed.

The ladies were still debating when one of them sat up with a start and pointed out the window. Outside the window, one of the hobos was doing a series of back flips and one hand cartwheels across the lawn and out of sight into the bushes.

The hostess rushed outside and addressed the other hobo, "That was fantastic! Would your friend be willing to do that again for $100?"

The hobo replied, "I don’t know, lady. I’ll have to ask."
He hollered back into the bushes, "Hey, Eddie! Lady here wants to know if you’ll cut off another finger for 100 bucks!"