Subject: How the fight started.<O:p</O:p
So, I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car... and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get sooo funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it... he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

... and that's when the fight started. :mad:<O:p</O:p

My wife even laughed at that one!

This has been on the forum twice before
http://shootersforum.com/showthread.htm?t=40295&highlight=dwarf
http://shootersforum.com/showthread.htm?t=40378&highlight=dwarf
and still shows insensitivity to those who are not ideal specimens like yourselves.

:(

Lighten up folks - this is the humor section.

I like that one, and have gotten an laugh out of everyone I've told it to.

Sorry gmd3006,

I don't research humor. I just throw it out if it seems funny and hope I don't offend anyone.