Ross Clifton
06-09-2009, 09:36 PM
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."<o></o><o></o>
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."<o></o><o></o>
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"<o></o><o></o>
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."<o></o><o></o>
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."<o></o><o></o>
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."<o></o><o></o>
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and! I'll give you something to cry about."<o></o><o></o>
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."<o></o><o></o>
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"<o></o><o></o>
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."<o></o><o></o>
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."<o></o><o></o>
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"<o></o><o></o>
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."<o></o><o></o>
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"<o></o><o></o>
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."<o></o><o></o>
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."<o></o><o></o>
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"<o></o><o></o>
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way."<o></o><o></o>
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"<o></o><o></o>
20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."<o></o><o></o>
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."<o></o><o></o>
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."<o></o><o></o>
23 My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"<o></o><o></o>
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."<o></o><o></o>
25. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"<o></o>
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."<o></o><o></o>
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."<o></o><o></o>
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"<o></o><o></o>
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."<o></o><o></o>
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
'If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."<o></o><o></o>
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."<o></o><o></o>
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and! I'll give you something to cry about."<o></o><o></o>
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."<o></o><o></o>
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"<o></o><o></o>
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
'You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."<o></o><o></o>
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."<o></o><o></o>
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"<o></o><o></o>
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."<o></o><o></o>
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"<o></o><o></o>
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."<o></o><o></o>
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."<o></o><o></o>
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"<o></o><o></o>
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, They are going to freeze that way."<o></o><o></o>
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"<o></o><o></o>
20. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."<o></o><o></o>
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."<o></o><o></o>
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."<o></o><o></o>
23 My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"<o></o><o></o>
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."<o></o><o></o>
25. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"<o></o>